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mogatrat:

she fucked the bug

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barkharley:

IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER

IT IS TIME

TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

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dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

cassbuttstiel:

An accurate representation of tumblr right now

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hackett-out:

this is clearly my crowning achievement in 3DS Max [x]

hackett-out:

this is clearly my crowning achievement in 3DS Max [x]

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preservedcucumbers:

takes one to know one, buddy

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thatsgrace:

Grace: Lets redo the movie Big but with a guy that doesn’t age up, but just instead lives in a Costco. So maybe not redoing Big at all.
Mitchell: That’s a whole different movie.
Grace: How about Lost in Translation? But sub Costco for airport right? Is that what happens in that movie?
Mitchell: Lost in Translation? No. I know what you’re thinking of. Lost in Translation is not that movie.
Grace: Well it might be. It probably is.
Mitchell: We’ll say it is.
Grace: We just need Tom Hanks in the movie.
Mitchell: Lost in Translation has Bill Murray.
Grace: Well probably Tom Hanks too at some point. [x]

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Seems like Grace is still lost about Lost in Translation. [x]

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Loves Halloween 

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all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

all-hail-bill-nye:

totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

ITS BACK AND IT GOT BETTER

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