It haunts me that celebrities are just theater kids that made it
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this explains everything about theater kids in a way that was beyond my grasp until this very moment
merrill’s unnecessarily sexy underwear is one of my favorite things about her romance. she went to the fancy lingerie boutique, possibly with isabela, or maybe all by herself. she bought that underwear thinking “im gonna do it with hawke.” she wore it on the day she went to stop by hawke’s house knowing that she was gonna do it with hawke.
merrill seduces with the power and precision of a guided missile
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help
But seriously.
People will call celebrities by ridiculous stage names that were made-up to sound more unique, but they refuse to call trans* people the names they have chosen to match their gender identity.
If you can call Nicole Polizzi by the name Snooki, then you can call a trans* person by their chosen name.
THIS.
New episode of TOP THAT: this week, me and Becca play “Friend, Block, Sext” with some of our favorite celebrities.
Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab
Sorcerer™: when you wanna be a caster but you don’t wanna be a nerd
Bard™: when you’ve never made a decision in your life and you don’t intend to start now
Warlock™: when you’re not quite ready to admit you’re into cryptids like that
Druid™: when honestly you’d rather be on the floor petting the DM’s cat but they made you play and this is the next best thing you guess
Fighter™: when all the weird puzzle shit bores the snot out of you and you’d rather stack dice til the fighting part gets here
Rogue™: when you’ve never solved a problem in your life, and in fact have caused many, and you’re just fine with that honestly
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